superficial

  1. Gwen Stefani’s ample cleavage. Something’s… not quite right with those words.

    • fred

      I feel like this is false advertising. I’m going to put this one in the spank bank, but reluctantly. There better be titties in the next gwen stefani pic or my penis is going to be mad.

  2. Pregnancy is good to her.

  3. EricLR

    The only event in the Inland Empire with no jews in attendance.

  4. Slappy Magoo

    Don’t speak.
    And if you don’t mind, don’t sing, either.
    Just don’t do anything to ruin this moment.

    • malaka

      its not the singing or speaking.
      its that whining like she is desperate for that vitamin D that gets us coming back for more

  5. Mrs. Skarsguard

    She’s beautiful.

  6. martina

    Nothing says Germany and Oktoberfest like a day in San Bernardino

  7. “OK, listen up…if I let you see this nipple, then you’re going to want to see my other boob, nipple and all. Then you’ll want to touch them. After that you’re going to want me to drop my pants…Dude, I just don’t have the time for this stuff!”

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