Arnold Schwarzenegger at the Reebok Spartan Race in Madrid. (October 11, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Fuck it, I’ll settle for Mexican President.
Dennis Miller sure got fat.
I ain’t no sports expert but I know them ain’t no Reeboks.
VOoa por mi, si quieres vivir.
Those boots are as close as he’s ever going to get to the Presidency now.
Or ever. He was born in Austria.
I’ll be (over here – ouch! resting my – oof! – aging sore -owie! – ) back…
He looks like a really confused hobo wondering why he’s there or why he even has to wear this suit.
“Geezes Kriste. I zought zer waz a ton of ugly Mexican maids to bang in Cali-fornia, but zis place is on a whole noda level. I am being exhausting.”
Does this douchebag really have boots with some sort of Presidential/Governor of California Seal on them? Wow.
I was afraid to look closer. thank you, wow-indeed.
Subtlety was always his strong-suit.
It’s never too late to become a king..
“Those damned baggage handlers!” Peter Dinklage is, at this very moment, somewhere in a giant red chair, wearing a dark gray suit from a men’s big and tall shop.
I don’t always drink beer.. But when I do, I prefer it with chocolate frosting.
yeah ahnoold the only people you’re fooling with those boots are the cleaning maids.
That’s the worst wax dummy I’ve seen
not a wax dummy.
its a lmd. (life model decoy)
Always unbutton your jacket before you sit down. Jeeze.
“Dese boots ahr fur de ‘orrible dings ahve done en Cahlifornia! Pleaze dohn’t zend me bahk!”
“In chust a minnut, I gonna show you auwl vyy dey alvez kawl de king’s chaih zee trone. gnnnnnnngh!”
He wanted more Latino maids, so he just went to the ancestral source
Aw, that’s sweet. Maria let him keep the Trophy wedding ring she hunted from that planet of really small skulled people.
Oh great, now they’ve got Lenin’s corpse sitting in a chair. Silly Russians.
“Oh noes, shit my pants again”
“Vat do you mean, dis is not duh toilet…???”
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