superficial

  1. Yossarian

    The facial expressions of every person who has ever had to see him act have been immortalized onto that skirt of his.

  2. blerg

    Somebody get this kid some help quick. Scientology is not the answer, but somebody needs to let him know the priests aren’t any safer.

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    If you’re on a life raft with Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber and can only throw one of them off, which would it be?

  4. I’m sure when Jesus was being tortured he wish for his pain to be immortalized on the T-shirts of assholes 2000 years later.

  5. He must be doing Penance for “After Earth.”

  6. j/k

    I see Jaden has his Chris Brown shirt on.

  7. EricLR

    Has anyone actually done a DNA test to make sure this isn’t Jazzy Jeff’s kid?

  8. CK

    The girls’ laughs in the background say it all.

    No wait, they don’t.

    DOUCHE IN A SKIRT!

  9. Slappy Magoo

    Note to sad and chemically imbalanced young people – try not to let the skirt you’re wearing be louder than your cries for an intervention.

  10. WEAR SOME PROPER CLOTHES, YOU SILLY LITTLE CUNT!

  11. Worst. Jesus costume. Ever.

  12. Inner Retard

    - 911, what is your emergency?
    - My grandma accidentally mixed pot in her brownies again and is trying to chase wild dogs she thinks are ninjas off her lawn.

  13. fred

    He is so talented and fashion-forward. He would totally be a successful actor and trend setter if he wasn’t Will Smith’s son.

  14. Nothing makes you seem manly and less douchey than a skirt. Magic Johnson’s son is a straight up queen and is more manly than this piece of shit.

  15. 132lbsnutsack

    What’s this weirdo gonna be for Halloween? A respectful person in normal ass clothes and a human look on his face?

  16. Queef Sister

    This is why the Christians hate homosexuals.

  17. MFer

    No one has said “kill it with fire” yet?

  18. I miss the days when you could throw something like this into a burlap sack and throw them into a river.

  19. Joe Blow

    BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  20. Revolting. Jesus is only a symbol to me but what the fuck is this crap? I officially hate his entire family. HEY WILL! I’ll never ever believe you give one shit about your brats.

  21. Is that a bib…for his…ewww?

  22. Jentilly

    They’re all gonna laugh at you!! They’re all gonna laugh at you!!

  23. Dox

    Latin Name: Actorus Talentless Douchinium.
    While completely lacking in talent and social skills the ATD is known to be massively resilient. The only way to stop it, is shoot it in the head, dismember it, and feed it to goats. And then there is still a 1 in 6 chance it will regenerate.

    At which point we call it a Reality TV Show Star.

  24. People always talk about how growing up privileged screws kids up and warps their values and perspective. No way. Look at this kid. He grew up privileged as hell in a family full of self-important, yet wildly mediocre people and look at him: He’s doing great!

  25. crb

    Let’s turn that frown upside-down. Your father gave you a shirt so you can pretend you’re the savior.

    I see it as a beacon of hope to millions,

    of people who would be overjoyed to quite literally crucify you.

    Silver-linings, baby…

  26. Zimmerman, you fucking asshole, you only winged him and now he’s back. Fix it, immediately!

  27. The paparazzi were all amused the first time Jaden did his “I’m a little teapot” song and dance…but now they’re starting to think he might be retarded.

  28. “How ’bout y’all do a little buck and wing for us, boy?”

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