Chris Brown again?
Nice POA he’s got with him. I bet she’s very deep.
I’m certain she is… now.
You already… have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister… you were right.
Semi-literate, broke, with a tat on his face pullin’ that ass. USA! USA!
He has the money to pay her hourly rate.
Well, he’s bitten off an ear, stabbed an interviewer in the head with a fork, and punched Fat Jesus. It’s about time he wears a collar that sprays citrus juice in his face when he barks.
Tyson wouldn’t listen when they told him he couldn’t bite his own ear…
He got hit by the realization that this was what his life has become.
Tyson: “I was walking out the club right. Evander Holyfield can out of nowhere and knock me the fuck out. When I woke up, I had this brace on my neck in the hospital. I’m guessing he’s still mad at me for biting his ear off. “
Seriously? A retired boxer’s pension fund? These dumb shits volunteered to get the shit beat out of them and they were paid millions of dollars to do it. If they’re too stupid to manage that money and end up broke and homeless, that’s not my problem. Excuse me if my heart doesn’t bleed for them. Go out and get a fucking job like the rest of us. Or, hold out your hand and Obama will feed you.
It’s true. Every professional boxer makes millions of dollars. Mm hm. Every single one.
Not every professional boxer. There’s plenty out there that don’t make much. I agree with you about Tyson- he’s an asshole that mismanaged his money. But for some, they can’t even pay their medical bills that will inevitably come because they took so many hits to their head. Football players get one, why can’t boxers?
Having trouble with sarcasm today, I see.
The collar not only keeps him from biting, but stops him from gnawing on his nuts as well.
i bwoke my bwertabwey.
The neck brace is the least WTF aspect of this photo.
“Da only reathon I wearin’ dith neck brathe ith becauthe I don’t want no vampireth gittin’ me. Le’my blood alone, vampireth!”
Couldn’t he have just found one of those “extenda-buttons” so his top button would close?
eh, who knew he still had enough money to buy good looking ‘companions’.
She is all woman from the waist up.
I wonder who is sponsoring his date.
In trying to find out what the neck brace was about (“surgery for an old neck injury”, mmkay) I found out that woman is his wife. Man, oh man.
Jump in front of a bus again Mikey?
Is that Heidi Fleiss in the background? :P
Are you sure it’s the retired boxer’s pension fund? And not the retired violent felon’s pension fund? It’s so hard to tell them apart…
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