superficial

  1. He’s making the same face I make whenever I see him.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane? “

  3. tom

    Well I guess he learned that attitude during one of those lame two thousand dollars pickup artist seminar.

  4. would not want to be alone with this dude. for more reasons than I can count.

  5. JPC

    Hey look, it’s one of those “job creators” who desperately needs a tax cut from Mitt Romney! If only the Scott Disicks of the country didn’t have to pay taxes, our economy would be booming!

  6. EricLr

    I bet when he dies even his own family will be glad to see him go.

  7. YAAR

    Scott Dicksucks

  8. tlmck

    If that is not the poster child for “trust fund babies”, I don’t know what is.

  9. Oz Matters

    The weird thing is, no matter where you are in your room viewing this photo, the eyes never follow you.

  10. “So yeah I killed him. Where did he get off? Eggshell with Romanian type. Way too pretentious. “

  11. Gabe Kaplan

    Douche Wayne

  12. I’m torn between “you can’t spell ‘Disick’ without ‘dick’”, or just “ick”. And, for the record, I would not sleep with him. I have a one-douchebag limit. No, wait, two: Also Justin Timberlake.

    • XGL

      My wife would hit this, according to her, as well as k-fed during the early britney days. I think a lot of women closet-love the douche bag, or at least want one bang. Just one.

  13. The Pope

    Apparently “Patridgeing” is a thing now.

  14. Every time I see a photo of this douche canoe, I have to bathe myself in hand sanitizer.

  15. Don Draper's Dad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad cleans up ok.

  16. This is his “…and Jesus wept” pose.

  17. Somebody should punch him in the dick.

  18. XGL

    Actually, I have been forced to watch the show, and when he is in douchebag mode, it is entertaining. Douchey, but entertaining. When they make him pretend like he likes his girlfriend or kris jenner, it’s really annoying. It’s so much better when he is in his natural state, hating everyone on the show except his son, which is clearly the only reason he puts up with all this shit- since they were broken up when she got knocked up. When he gets drunk, he spills out honesty, and it’s fucking funny.

  19. Tell me this isn’t the face of a man thinking wistfully back to last summer, hunting and fishing on Brokeback Mountain.

  20. squishy

    PLEASE stop procreating!!!

  21. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Could be douchier if he tries…

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