superficial

  1. He must be wearing his v-neck tee under the button down.

  2. Tidbit

    Jawline by Jennifer Garner

  3. Rob Lowe has aged well.

  4. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Fuckin’ face.

  5. I wonder who would win in a smarm-off; this douche, or Andy Dalton.

  6. Zuul

    Showcasing his patented and trademarked Smug Douche ™ expression

  7. Cock Dr

    His smirk is stuck in the on position. Must be painful.

  8. Where’s Grace?

  9. K-Tron

    The tagline of this awards night was “Fighting Smog with Smug”.

  10. Jman

    I never thought I’d find an actual visual definition to the phrase “Smarmy Cocksucker”.

  11. Gabe Kaplan

    Ladies!…Start your vibrabrators!!

  12. It’s like he’s constantly looking at something ironic

  13. cc

    He needs to straighten up.

  14. Vladmir

    “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. “

  15. Must be hard going through life with such a punchable face.

  16. I would totally lick him.

  17. MILF

    Anyone else think he’s a dead ringer for Bruce Patman from the Sweet Valley High?
    http://tinyurl.com/9raegbe

  18. “Yes. all your girlfriends and wives want to fuck me. U mad?”

  19. XGL

    I used to not like this guy, but I recently found out he was a huge cat lover, and I respect that in guys because most guys find it not manly enough. So I have a newfound respect, but I still inexplicably want to punch him square in the nuts

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