He must be wearing his v-neck tee under the button down.
Jawline by Jennifer Garner
Rob Lowe has aged well.
I wonder who would win in a smarm-off; this douche, or Andy Dalton.
The quarterback for the Bengals ?
Showcasing his patented and trademarked Smug Douche ™ expression
His smirk is stuck in the on position. Must be painful.
The tagline of this awards night was “Fighting Smog with Smug”.
I never thought I’d find an actual visual definition to the phrase “Smarmy Cocksucker”.
Ladies!…Start your vibrabrators!!
It’s like he’s constantly looking at something ironic
He needs to straighten up.
“Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. “
Must be hard going through life with such a punchable face.
I would totally lick him.
Anyone else think he’s a dead ringer for Bruce Patman from the Sweet Valley High?
“Yes. all your girlfriends and wives want to fuck me. U mad?”
I used to not like this guy, but I recently found out he was a huge cat lover, and I respect that in guys because most guys find it not manly enough. So I have a newfound respect, but I still inexplicably want to punch him square in the nuts
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