“Momma, tell meh about how I was born againnnnn…”

His mother has an impressive invisible penis.

Oh sweetie, I do love it when you do that impression of that retarded New Zealand girl you married.

Men often have this expression when women prattle on.

Stephen Moyer?

I thought this was a pic of Alicia Silverstone’s kid in 30 years.

Honey, Mama’s tired of seeing your “O face.”

“…and then Meg Ryan goes ‘Oh… Oh… Oh…’ and then Rob Reiner’s mother says ‘I’ll have what she’s having.”

“Set sprinklers to stun!”

“That’s your funniest impression of Mitt yet, dear.”

Nice…he takes his mother to a parking lot.

What the fuck are they doing, waiting for an ice cream truck to serendipitously drop by?

“Oy, Mummy, there’s a run down, over grown empty lot down the road a bit. Shall we go there and sit in the heat on the off chance something happens?”

Momma is seven hundred.. Btw

Smart man. He knows to keep his Mom away from the Skarsgard.

he’s hot

Don Zaloog, you kind of took my thought.

I’m sure glad they are talking again after skarsgard banged her delonte-west style