“Daryl, how many decades ago were you considered attractive?”
3 if like me you go all the way back to Blade Runner. Replicant sex is best.
She’s a lesbian?
still hotter than Lohan and more talented.
A cocker spaniel is hotter than Lohan and, by far, more talented!
(Except tits…I still like Lohan’s tits.)
I ate TWO peas today!
Aaaand? How about one for the stink?
Hey Daryl, how many decades has it been since menopause?
I’ll bet the dress is made out of recycled aluminum.
“Hey Daryl, exactly how many movies were you good in?”
“Kill Bill only counts as one.”
Oh, cool. I’m glad I saved my “shut up, hippie” from the Vanessa Hudgens picture.
Shut up, hippie!
Ooh scaly. Are they making a Splash sequel?
How many times did you blow each of your directors?
That’s exactly how many fingers I’ll start with, baby.
How many dicks can you take at once?
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