superficial

  1. YAAR

    “Daryl, how many decades ago were you considered attractive?”

  2. it had to be said

    She’s a lesbian?

  3. Emma Watson's Vagina

    still hotter than Lohan and more talented.

  4. Happy_Evil_Dude

    I ate TWO peas today!

  5. 1NDUN

    Aaaand? How about one for the stink?

  6. EricLr

    Hey Daryl, how many decades has it been since menopause?

  7. tlmck

    I’ll bet the dress is made out of recycled aluminum.

  8. K-Tron

    “Hey Daryl, exactly how many movies were you good in?”
    “Kill Bill only counts as one.”

  9. Oh, cool. I’m glad I saved my “shut up, hippie” from the Vanessa Hudgens picture.

    Shut up, hippie!

  10. Ooh scaly. Are they making a Splash sequel?

  11. How many times did you blow each of your directors?

  12. That’s exactly how many fingers I’ll start with, baby.

  13. XGL

    How many dicks can you take at once?

  14. Palemon Pappassmearus

    Pretty. Crazy.

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