I definitely did NOT need to see “that”.

I just heard a slide whistle making a descending note.

i would shamefully allow to be blown by her.

Ew! Bad outfit!

Looks like a drunken Mennonite.

Fucking hipster!

Yeah, I’d be drinking too if I had to dress like that.

invisible floating vincent gallo

The paper bag explains much.

Looks like she’s about to pull a Brigitte Nielsen.

Any porch will do. Just give me a match.

Chloe’s mom looks hot, for a wino!

She looks relatively normal. For her.

Swigging from the bottle. Not even Lohan gets snapped doing that.

Looks like the the Church Lady went on a bender and stole a pilgrims shoes.

Chloe’s legs look pretty decent and I like her wide hips. Looks like she brought a dildo in a paper bag so she can practice sucking dick in case Vincent Gallo decides to film “The Son of Brown Bunny.”

What the hell happened toher face?! This doesn’t even look anything like her.

You guys, I don’t feel write about photographing someone in their home.

For someone who started her career doing hardcore porn, she’s come…well, exactly nowhere.

flipping between this pic and the one of del Toro talking to the little purple doll, I am convinced that two people have a beautiful future together