aging well. Still looks nice

Hey everyone, let’s check out the rafters instead of the stale old cooch!

Dear lord. Do you think someone like Carmen Electra realizes its time to hang up the sexy outfits and just sit on the front porch drinking iced tea? I mean honestly, enough already.

“I dont want to see that.” Valerie Cherish

Uh, ma’am can you please put your pants on?

Dennis Rodman has been there. It doesn’t matter what else she ever does, says, wears . . . Dennis Rodman.

Not only is she talentless, she doesn’t follow through on her contracts. Go away already.

They might look better…but I’m still glad that they got rid of those substitute referrees!

What do you get when you cross a really old zebra with a lawn flamingo?

As a check list, I can see why guys think she’s attractive: big boobs, toned legs, blue eyes; but as a package, she doesn’t add up. I’ll stick with Salma for MILFy goodness.

Pumice those heals bitch!

My dog does this when she picks up a really interesting scent. What do you suppose Carmen smells?

“Can you guys wait around for a few minutes so you can take more pictures after I find my baton?”

Still hot…haters gotta hate.

When Charles Goodyear invented vulcanized rubber, do you think this is what he had in mind?

Rodman and Navarro both dumped her when they found out she wasn’t actually a tranny.

She’s fucking hot! Looks a lot better than a lot of twenty something year old girls out here. I want to wreck that ass.

Carmen Electra. Because your dad needs a hooker, too.

Aw, poor thing done pulled up lame. Junior, get my shotgun.

old. pig.

I kinda feel bad for her that she still has to act sexy like this.

The green line on the floor indicates the VD-free zone.