ARE YOU SERIOUS??? SHE ADOPTED ANOTHER KID WHILE I WAS OUTTA TOWN???
this guy is aging at an accelerated pace even for an old fart like him
A dozen kids will do that.
don’t forget a wife who cuts you in your sleep too.
I never knew he had tiny dinosaur arms.
What’s in the booooox ?
“I can’t believe its not butter!!”
And Brad, perceiving in himself that power had gone out from him, immediately turned about in the crowd and said, “Who touched my garments?”
“If you think my hair is going gray fast, you should see my tongue!”
“Oh, Angie, for fuck sakes, that one has a family! I thought we agreed to leave the child snatching to Madonna!”
Meanwhile across town Jennifer Aniston realizes she’s been stalking Ben Aflek.
“But I don’t wanna cut my hair and shave my beard…I enjoy being unattractive!”
Thor is such a whiny little bitch when he doesn’t have his hammer with him.
For Christ sake angie! Would you stop telling the kids that you’ll be back to get them?!
Brad Pitt is fatally gut-shot at the 2012 Palm Springs International Film Festival. (January 7, 2012)
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