1. Nice beret, ass fleck.

    • Frunken

      If you don’t know the difference between a beret and a beanie you’ve obviously never had long hair or been somewhere cold.

      • Let’s see – a beret is a flat hat worn by French people. A beanie is a flat hat worn by hipster douchebags. Got it.

      • flatspottin'

        Are you really that retarded?

        A beanie is otherwise known as a ‘tuque’ it is a pull on knit, or stocking cap usually made of wool.

        A beret is a flat top cap that rest on ones head, instead of snugged over like a beanie, and the diameter of the cap is often greater than that of the wearers head..

        You really, truly, cannot be that stupid that you do not know the difference…

    • So let’s see if I have this straight. Is a bowler a round top hat worn by silent movie stars or somebody who likes to wear rented shoes?

      Jesus, you guys really should learn what to take serious in life.

      and it’s “toque” if you’re going to get all uppity about it.

  2. Cock Dr

    So cute. Ben doesn’t look bad here either.
    *fetches the schnapps bottle*

  3. Bigalkie

    Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner co-starring in ” So I married a shape shifter”.

  4. I wonder why Ben is wearing his Team Jacob underwear on the outside of his pants.

  5. Joe

    Midlife crisis. He’s doing it right.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He’s showing the dog where he likes to go before the hair covers his eyes.

  7. Emma


  8. Mamamia

    “I’ve got a type of dog that you’ve probably never heard of. I also drive a car you either can’t afford or have never seen. I also once dated a very exclusive actress/singer/dancer that you’ve probably never seen before. She was in a little-known indie film called Gigli.”

  9. cc

    The ‘Beyond Thunderdome’ dog still doesn’t make him look badass.

  10. tlmck

    Anti-paparazzi dog.

  11. chupacabra


  12. The Brown Streak

    “God, I miss Matt Damon.”

  13. Nine times out of ten, you see a guy like this he either has weed or can get you some weed. So Ben, you wanna watch a William Holden movie marathon? Can Holden Caulfield come too man?

  14. Pip pip cheery-o

    “I’m setting my dog from Stun….to Kill…”

  15. Blech

    I can’t say anything bad… because of that adorable fucking dog. And because Affleck isn’t a douche.

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