Somewhere the Chinese manufacturer of blow-up dolls is preparing to sue this chick’s make-up artist for trademark infringement.
No pair of tits can look good with a face like that at the top of them.
i googled her cause I figured it was just a bad pic… no
Miss Potato Head
I can’t get over wondering how I’d get the lipstick smears off my floormats.
Dunno who this broad is but I need to f*ck that face.
Hmmmm…looks like someone beat you to the punch!
Nice business card holder!
“Boris dahlink – is Moose and Squirrel”
I don’t know who this chick is, but I am a fan of her mouth.
No pictured: credit cards and a fish.
I’m staring at her tits in self defense.
Somebody just pulled out an AMEX Black Card.
In every photo of this bizarre chick, there’s a guy in the background silently crying for an aura escape-route.
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Chloe Simms in London. (January 8, 2012)