Snooki at The Martlet Tattoo Parlor in Hollywood. (January 8, 2012)
WTF that tat looks stupid
So does her face, so at least she’ll match.
Have you ever looked at a tattoo and said, “Wow, that tat looks smart.”?
Never. They’re all retarded. Body graffiti.
No tattoo in the history of the world has ever made a chick look more attractive, or smarter…it’s a step down no matter where you’re starting.
At least for dudes it’s a cry for attention you can feel a little sorry for, but on chicks it’s just pitiful.
+1 McFeely – well put
It’s not a tattoo it’s a branding iron. They stamp all cattle.
Thank you, McFeely.
Most, if not all, tattoos have the same story behind them: wah, my parents didn’t love me enough so I rebelled by inking up…
i didn’t know screech did tattoos
So THAT’S what was missing to make her look really pretty.
No, what’s missing is a gigantic tattoo to hide that God-awful duck face.
I never thought that someone could make duckface any uglier and more annoying than it already is
Turns out all Snookie was missing to finally be a classy princess was one more tat and duckface…NAILED IT!
There’s not enough ink in the world.
It’s pretty ironic that a needle is GETTING a disease here rather than giving one.
Yeah, this is totally a winner.
Way to go Snooki, now that tattoo shop has to be quarantined. As if the entirety of Florence wasn’t enough.
Don’t even sterilize it after, just throw that shit in the garbage!!
everything is thrown out when doing tattoos, rarely is anything re-used…. and if you don’t like tattoos who freakin’ cares. I like her tattoos. and yeah duck face is silly but oh well.
“I know it’s not your thing to care
I know it’s cool to be so bored”
Dude should be wearing a riot mask for protection.
Oh goody, more shitty tattoos. Nothing like giant crappy tattoos when your body is the size of a bowling pin.
covering up them strecth marks!
The CDC finally made her get a “Biohazard” label.
Duck face like that, god knows what diseases… think we found the source of Bird Flu.
Do tattooists get hazardous duty pay?
Tat artist: You mind using that free hand to pull this skin tight?
She escaped from the Lady Hoggers once again.
The trick to giving Snookie a “tattoo” is to chisel off the top several layers of grime without disturbing the well-seasoned underlying crust.
I am a health inspector and I constantly tell my Tattoo artist that the rules actually protect them (they are not the one’s bleeding). I think this proves my point. I hope for his sake he jumped in a bath of hand sanitizer after this.
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