how many small mammals did she have to kill to look so stupid?. I can see her brains from here, those nostrils make her ugly.

“No one in Beverly Hills was going to answer questions from a duck. I needed to go undercover.”

Looked like a droopy Paula Abdul for a second there…they could probably both use some lifting and separating though.

my complete lack of fashion is complemented by my saggy boobs!

Why are people taking this woman’s photo?

If I was her I’d stop flappin my bill and start flappin them skinny arms… that bitch coming across the street looks hungry.
I’m pretty sure she has a fork ready.

She really should have worn her big hat.

And pulled it over her godawful face.

Jackie Stallone spotted in Hollywood today

She woke and said ‘Today, I will look as retarded as Snooki’

If 19th century frontier trappers had FHM, it would look like this.

Damn, those titties are really starting to sag and hang low.

Who needs to go to a store when you can just fashion your clothing out of roadkill.

Many Bothans died to bring us this coat.

Ah, the weird hat/stupid outfit of the day!

This woman(?) is always so deceptively hot from the photo thumbnails.

why is this person famous? she’s awful

Who the fuck is she???