The love of a dog…the last refuge of dirty rotten cheating scoundrels.
The dog looks better than Maria… and probably gives better head.
The dog looks better than Arnold as well. Arnie probably wishes he was a dog then he could lick his own. What a tool.
Looks better than the housekeeper too.
Arnold shares a moment that only Joel Monaghan would understand.
Nice galoshes, Rain Man
She looks a lot better than his old bitch.
“Maria! I’m so glad you decided to come back!”
Ahnold’s widening his horizons.
Another illegitimate offspring surfaces.. Oh Ahnold
“Oopsies daisies! How did dah peanuht butturh get in mai pahnts?”
So he’s with the maid now?
of course ve vud have to get a nanny to take care of deh new baby…
It is true, he is attracted to dogs.
“Will you lay off the hair colour. I’m a golden retriever godammit!”
Arnold and the dog must use the same colour
“I know Maria asked that anyone the agency sent in the future be a dog, but this is ridiculous”
“I’ve had worse”
Douglas Quaid…and what do they call you?
No, I’m actually not your father.
It is very rare when a man’s taste in women improve as he ages
I see Arnold ordered Chinese take-out.
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