Tastes like dried Dane and Sylvester Stallone.

eeww who would want to kiss a walking STD

Flavor: Dark & Dirty.

I love how paying thousands of dollars to make your teeth look rotten has become a trend thanks to folks like him. Really ups my faith in humanity, it does.

Still?

For some reason, all of Flava Flave’s kisses are air-kisses.

But my lawn jockey is ‘unacceptable’…

WTF did he do to his poor teeth??

It was announced that Flavor Flav will be playing Jaws opposite Daniel Craig in an updated “Moonraker”.

Shouldn’t the clock he’s wearing be stuck at 4:20?

Suck my clock, boyee.

I’m guessing he’s not there to oversee their restaurant operations.

Ladies love Mr. Hankey.

I wish that I was stupid, ugly and black so I could get white chicks

Apparently money makes you do strange things…like kiss a giant talking poop that wears a clock.

When the clock strikes midnight, he turns back into Ron Paul.

What do they call that clock at Ikea?

Ladies and Gentlemen, the hover-kiss.

Carlos Garcia looks like he wants in on that.

His clock’s always stopped at “half past relevant.”

Air-kiss on the left, whore on the right.