superficial

  1. Tastes like dried Dane and Sylvester Stallone.

  2. sid

    eeww who would want to kiss a walking STD

  3. Flavor: Dark & Dirty.

  4. I love how paying thousands of dollars to make your teeth look rotten has become a trend thanks to folks like him. Really ups my faith in humanity, it does.

  5. For some reason, all of Flava Flave’s kisses are air-kisses.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    But my lawn jockey is ‘unacceptable’…

  7. squishy

    WTF did he do to his poor teeth??

  8. It was announced that Flavor Flav will be playing Jaws opposite Daniel Craig in an updated “Moonraker”.

  9. hbw

    Shouldn’t the clock he’s wearing be stuck at 4:20?

  10. Contusion

    Suck my clock, boyee.

  11. I’m guessing he’s not there to oversee their restaurant operations.

  12. Ladies love Mr. Hankey.

  13. bigalkie

    I wish that I was stupid, ugly and black so I could get white chicks

  14. Mamamia

    Apparently money makes you do strange things…like kiss a giant talking poop that wears a clock.

  15. Mamamia

    When the clock strikes midnight, he turns back into Ron Paul.

  16. cc

    What do they call that clock at Ikea?

  17. Ladies and Gentlemen, the hover-kiss.

  18. The Brown Streak

    Carlos Garcia looks like he wants in on that.

  19. EZ-B

    His clock’s always stopped at “half past relevant.”

  20. Air-kiss on the left, whore on the right.

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