How cute… A-rod likes to play hide-and-go-seek with his maid and his boyfriend…

Oh hurry, back to your servant’s quarters, Schwarzenegger just showed up.

I’m just going to wheel this suitcase full of sharpies over here so I can finish drawing on my eyebrows……

I’m not sure what fascinates me more: the fake boobs, caved-in stomach, or obvious penis bulge in “her” shorts.