1. ThisWillHurt

    “I understand your life did not turn out as you had anticipated. Yes? Gaze deep into my dreamy eyes as I play for you the worlds smallest violin.”

  2. CrashHell

    Wish I could bash, but I can’t…He got Lohan at her prime…17.

  3. DeucePickle

    For it is I, Pablo Parker, also known as the latino Spider-hombre. Look at how make my fingers to make the webbings go pa-chooey! and then i make love to you.

  4. Cock Dr


  5. catapostrophe

    “Here. Take this.”

  6. AKA Richard Grieco’s apprentice.

  7. I drive a sports car and this is how I masturbate.

  8. Die…just die already.

  9. His new shadow puppet business seems to be doing well.

  10. FuManchu

    Oh man if you could smell those fingers… the cooches they have been in!

    A little Minka Kelly, a little Avril Lavigne, a dash of Ashley Simpson. A healthy dose of Mila Kunis followed by a heavenly blend of Mandy Moore.

    I bet it smells incred…. arggghhh! cough! cough! (vomits)

    Why the fuck did you add Lohan to that. The masterpiece! She is ruined!

  11. I got one in the stink, one in the pink……but just could’t bring myself to the second in the pink on the fire crotch of Lindsay Lohan.

  12. Homer

    Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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