“I understand your life did not turn out as you had anticipated. Yes? Gaze deep into my dreamy eyes as I play for you the worlds smallest violin.”
Wish I could bash, but I can’t…He got Lohan at her prime…17.
For it is I, Pablo Parker, also known as the latino Spider-hombre. Look at how make my fingers to make the webbings go pa-chooey! and then i make love to you.
Site is so screwed up dammit
“Here. Take this.”
AKA Richard Grieco’s apprentice.
I drive a sports car and this is how I masturbate.
Die…just die already.
His new shadow puppet business seems to be doing well.
Oh man if you could smell those fingers… the cooches they have been in!
A little Minka Kelly, a little Avril Lavigne, a dash of Ashley Simpson. A healthy dose of Mila Kunis followed by a heavenly blend of Mandy Moore.
I bet it smells incred…. arggghhh! cough! cough! (vomits)
Why the fuck did you add Lohan to that. The masterpiece! She is ruined!
I got one in the stink, one in the pink……but just could’t bring myself to the second in the pink on the fire crotch of Lindsay Lohan.
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