superficial

  1. Fish, I hate to tell you how to do your job but I believe this is that Venus dude…

  2. B&WMinstrel

    If she was pregnant she’d be holding it up with her hand. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER STOMACH?

  3. I’m happy! I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY!

  4. I imagine a baby boy coming out, triggering alarms and confetti and balloons for the 1 Millionth Customer prize.

  5. I thought once this one got pregnant, she’d go away forever….. no such luck.

  6. zomgbie

    1. was he paid to make an appearance there?
    2. why?

  7. Number 2

    She’s hot! Finally!

  8. She’s the seahorse My Little Pony.

  9. How does one explain to one’s offspring that its mother is a whore who banged a nasty old dude for $$ and fame?

  10. Mohambi Johnson

    Man, I’ve never seen Jay Cutler look so pissed!

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