1. “No George, thank you. I don’t have to stop to pee anymore…”

  2. Slappy Magoo

    It is upon this moment that Captain Ahab stood aright and bellowed to the crew “Thar she blows, the great white Hack!

  3. JimBB

    That bodyguard has seen horrors that most of us will never know. Even his time in Afghanistan will never compare to the times he’s walked into her dressing room in the middle of feeding time.

  4. catapostrophe

    White was a misguided, inordinately risky and ultimately offensive choice. Then again, that’s her whole thing.

  5. The Shamu costume isn’t helping.

  6. Cock Dr

    It takes a bold pair of thighs to go out in huge white pants like those. Thighs that just do not give a fuck about right or wrong or other people’s retinas.

  7. I think this is what Kesha’s producer sees when he looks at her.

  8. Whitefish documentary?

  9. George P Burdell

    Nobody will tell her it is after Labor Day for fear pf being cast in her show.

  10. Swearin

    “Your limo is right this way, Ms. Dunham. And it’s full of cheesecake like you requested.”

  11. Phoenix

    “Want to hear the most annoying sound?”

  12. icu

    This is the whale that CNN made that documentary of, Blackfish. Looks like somebody hosed that bitch down.

  13. The Moonfaced Hambeast hates rain. The Moonfaced Hambeast hates any sugar-free liquid.

  14. The Fat White Puke

  15. ” ‘Be a bodyguard!’ they said… ‘You’ll get to protect some of the most beautiful people in the world!’…Where did I go wrong?”

  16. Father Dougal

    She looks like a cross between Dick Cheney and new Pope. One fuckuva unlikely pairing, innit!

  17. Give the bodyguard credit – That umbrella must be the size of the Superdome’s roof.

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