Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman in St. Bart's. (January 5, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Lauren graciously demonstrating what got her to where she is today.
Wow…her legs really ARE always spread.
“Be a dear, and queef us away from that boat there, love.”
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Just in case the smell of the ocean wasn’t enough…
Looks like the boat is a little pitchy.
Smoking next to your pregnant whore, ever the class act.
Jesus, that’s how she got pregnant in the first place.
She’s already trying to sell pictures of the baby.
“Don’t do that. The baby’ll fall out.”
Simon, it’s time.
Keep it in for a few seconds more, I see the doctor coming on his jet ski.
Oh, look. It’s a breech birth.
“Lauren, did I ever tell you how Natalie Wood died?”
“Simon. SIMON! Listen!” *QUEEEEF!* “Did you hear it? Simon?”
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