superficial

  1. Slappy Magoo

    I thought Billie Jean King was in Russia for the Olympics?

  2. The greatest athlete in the history of the [women's] decathlon.

  3. I have to admit…I’d do her.

  4. You have to admit he’s right. He would be PERFECT if not for that damned Adam’s Apple.

  5. FuckYOU

    Wait, rosie o’donnell?

  6. catapostrophe

    In the bag: Nair, douche, fingernail polish and candy bars.

  7. I thought all the talk about the adam’s apple speculation was just the gossip media making some shit up. But I’m starting to believe that he is seriously going through with gender reassignment surgery. And, if so, what a shame that it took living with a bunch of fucking Kardashians to finally realize what was going to make you happy in life.

  8. What did they do to this poor man? They fuck up every man they come in contact with.

  9. He’s resembling a woman more and more these days.

  10. When you’re alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go…….. downtown.

  11. JohnnyP

    Felicity Huffman was indeed very convincing in Transamerica.

  12. George P Burdell

    He has up the intensity level on the “Michael Jackson Treatment” machine to 11.

  13. Vlad

    Soundtrack playing in his mind as he walks: The Bee Gees “More Than A Woman.”

  14. oldfool

    The new face of the LPGA.

  15. RAWZ

    Elsewhere in the parking lot, Jane Lynch lowers her shades, licking her lips. “Ring-a-ding-ding”

  16. wTF

    Does she ever wear any makeup?

  17. icu

    Life after U2 has fared well for ol’ Bono.

  18. icu

    *hasn’t*

  19. Vladimir

    Beginning to think this is an elaborate Christopher Guest movie…

  20. stinkfinger

    I thought Michael Jackson was dead?

  21. mylanddownunder

    Helen’s just grabbing a snack before tennis with the rest of the ladies.

  22. Now the “Laverne and Shirley” reunion can happen, Penny Marshall or no Penny Marshall!

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