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  1. “Are YOU my boyfriend?”

  2. JimBB

    She has a real knack for always looking like she’s right on the verge of saying the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard come out of a girl’s mouth.

  3. Senor Trout

    Jennifer Love Hewitt started it, Kaley Cuoco kept it going…it’s your time, Taylor. It’s your time.

  4. Every time I look at her I imagine myself as a male praying mantis looking at a female… and the end result is the same.

  5. Would you like to see all the cool antiques I just found?

  6. Damn, she is fucking hot.

  7. Everytime I see her all I hear in my head is Hall & Oates:
    ♫Oh. Here she comes
    Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up
    Oh Here she comes
    She’s a Maneater♫

  8. Sheppy

    HATE that she’s so damned hot! Damnit!

  9. coljack

    Thought bubble: “Should I write a song about the bag boy? ‘We shared a moment, our eyes met, your hand touched mine, I even let you put a banana in my bag, but now I’m just another one in your line…’ Yeah, he has it coming.”

  10. The page scrolled down automatically when it loaded and I only saw her from the waist down. I let out an audible gasp, then said, “Ohhh, please don’t be Taylor Swift.”

    Goddamnit.

  11. aaaah

    where’s her godam right leg>!

  12. Vladimir

    “I know all there is to know about the crying game…”

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