If you put lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig. Same apply to ties?
There’s a guy who always looks like he’s one second away from telling you to go eat a bag of dicks.
I think you meant “… one second away from eating a bag of dicks.”
“Man, I wish I could be on the yacht with Leo. I bet he’s banging Jessica by now…
Maybe, if I ditch thing I can join them”
Oddly enough, Jonah is “Thing”. Leo is always saying, “Get this thing away from me.”
He looks a little pissed here. Leo must be within eyeshot having fun without him.
Did I mention that I’ve worked with all ten of the “10 directors to watch”? Well, I have. I’m on a first name basis with most of them. Why just the other day, I was having lunch with Martin Scorcese, and I say to him “Marty…”
“Now you have to treat me like a serious actor…I done grown me a chocolate milk mustache!”
Still pissed he didn’t win that Teen Choice Award back in ’07
Hmm, well, I guess you’re right. “Chubby, frat boy, douchebag”
is pretty much what my IMDB page should say. I guess I really
haven’t done anything else than that.
‘Don’t fart don’t fart don’t fart don’t fart do- …… fuck.’
The face he makes when any hot chick says hi to him or just looks in his general direction.
I’ll show him. I’ve got on my big boy boxer briefs AND I’m growing a real man mustache. I’ll show Leo that I CAN be cool.
They better hurry up with the pictures, it looks like he has to spit something out in a hurry.
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