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  1. catapostrophe

    “Jar-Jar couldn’t be here tonight, so I accept this award on his behalf.”

  2. Dating a black woman DOES NOT make up for Lando being the only black guy… And don’t even get me started on JarJar…

  3. JarJar was the worst possible, most blatantly racist animated character in decades (don’t get me started on the mid century stuff). How is Lucas allowed in the room, let alone accepting awards? And more importantly, how has he not been shot by this point?

  4. MH

    “Thank you for this award for Amistad Part II. I truly am a slave to my work”

  5. “Guys, I am white. I’ll handle this.”

  6. ‘Tis but the first in a long list of awards for not making any more Star Wars.

  7. “IputAblackManInAmovieOnce…WHOOOO!!!!”

  8. “Meessa so grateful for this award!”

  9. JoJojojojojoo

    “Money! Fuck yeah!”

  10. The look on LL Cool J’s face says it all.

  11. thats not george lucas.
    its one of his clones.

  12. So all these years he’s been “passin’?”

  13. ‘What’s a Nubian?’

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    From Star Wars to Black Whores in 4 decades. You go, George.

  15. “As a token, I accept .. uh, I accept this token …”

  16. mike

    Acknowledging that even if he was a crass stereotype and wore the weirdest cape ever, everybody wanted to be Lando Calrissian. Everybody.

  17. Swearin

    “I promise you that in Episode 7, the only black Jedi will NOT be horribly murdered…Ha, just kidding! Thanks for the award!”

  18. cc

    And now, I’d like to say a few words about Jar-Jar Binks.

  19. SIN

    I am so rich I can buy an award at an all black ceremony!! Suck it bitches!!

  20. Frank Burns

    “First I destroyed the ethos of the Star Wars series, now I’ve ruined the credibility of the NAACP! Huzzah!”

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