superficial

  1. now i know why her and brooke mueller get along so well…both hitting the crack pipe.

  2. tlmck

    When did Kate dump the other 7 kids?

  3. GLT

    She’s contracted Madonna Arm! Someone call the CDC, it’s spreading!

  4. Cock Dr

    Denise is looking a little stringy….time to put down the pipe and eat a sandwich.

  5. Mel

    Linda Hamilton’s looking rough these days.

  6. Madonna and Linda Hamilton’s love child… is somehow not Cameron Diaz?

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    A-Rod needs more steroids for his boner.

  8. A steady diet of cocaine and tiger blood will do that to you.

  9. AnnaD.

    Crypt Keeper Reloaded

  10. Toe Jam

    Someone please feed White Cheetah.

  11. who’s sleeping in the pet bed tonight?

  12. Trying to seduce A-Rod I see. All she needs is a penis and we’re good.

  13. herman gumper

    Are you sure that’s not Steven Tyler? I want a DNA test!

  14. Jimmy

    No comment on the kid?

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