Demi Moore and Bruce Willis must have some pretty ugly ancestors.
Sometimes ugly skips generations…sometimes ugly is built from the ground up. Like using dismembered arms and legs of prostitutes to assemble one giant…wait, what were we talking about?
Obviously on their way to the Russell Brand yoga & fashion class.
It’s like someone started playing a game of Mr Potato head while drunk…
Or Mad Libs at the Goodwill?
Shiny nipples under a sheer shirt can can’t sufficiently distract from that much awful.
If you zoom in, those breasts don’t distract from the awful—they complement it. (Yeah. I zoomed in. I…I’m not proud of that.)
Somebody call National Geographic!
Still not enough to cure what is ailing the face.
I’m not saying that reasonably attractive clothes would make these 2 reasonably attractive….. but it couldn’t fucking hurt.
and they have a dead body in the trunk of the car.
Why you never pick photos of Andie MacDowell amazing daugthers?
Would you dress like that if you had a face like those two? I guess she thought the nipples would be enough to distract. They weren’t.
That’s one weird birthday costume. A tiara and something that fell out of her grandmother’s closet?
…and now you know what “mournful titties” means.
Dumb and Dumber – The Chickquel,
Demi: “You ungrateful bitches. Get out and try and support yourselves with just your looks like I had to.”
Tallulah and Rumer, 27 minutes later.
Sweet National Geographic titties you’re sporting there Tallulah!
Hell of a score from dumpster diving all afternoon!
Looks like Demi dropped them off with their shit on the edge of town.
Thelma and Floppeez.
The diversity of items and articles of clothing in this pic screams ‘dumpster diving’.
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