The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.4.13
Gerard Depardieu at The 2013 Semper Opernball in Dresden, Germany. (February 1, 2013)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.4.13
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AKA Mickey Rourke in a funhouse mirror.
“Ah, my little chickadee.”
When your giant nose is shaped like a penis, you can still get the ladies when your tie only comes to your belly button and you have Nick Nolte’s Bum Hair.
He thought it was the Semper Butterball.
Rihanna posted this pic of her Self Respect to Twitter
my father the eater
He’s really nailing the lid on that old stereotype about the French and hygiene
It’s good to have official confirmation that The Penguin will be the villain in the next Batman movie.
I love that he’s just embraced it.
Oh, and by “it”, I mean cheese. Wheels and wheels of cheese.
And buttered croissants…….
Oh fer fucksake, someone buy this cretin a comb!
Apparently they’ve cast Gérard Depardieu as Wimpy in the French version of Popeye.
Oswald Cobblepot auditions are this way.
Gerard Depardon’t.
Not to Gerard…unlike you, WC Fields was funny.
Kids, see what a combination of too much money, barrels of French wine, not enough work and senility will do to you?
He’s lost a bit of weight. Shitty Russian fare will do that to you.