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  1. Good Luck Charlie

    C’mon! You can’t tell me Anna Wintour hasn’t had work done.

  2. Lack of boobs saddens me.
    Crazy face frightens me.
    Would still hit it.

  3. why do chicks with no tits wear dresses that showcase their bony sternum? It’s good that they’re comfortable with their bodies, but they should know the rest of us are judging them harshly…very harshly. I’d sooner titty-fuck a cheese grater, and it’d probably feel better.

  4. cc

    When you are this thin, do they charge you for a seat when you fly?

  5. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    If you can throw together a cocktail dress with just the cotton from a bottle of aspirin, you should probably eat something. Better yet, everything.

  6. What the fuuuuuuuuuu this woman is usually gorgeous!
    Googlin googlin googlin…

  7. Bigalkie

    Rose Byrne ( who dat ) tries to avoid the paparazzi, by donning a vintage beatles wig and staring vacantly.

  8. Why yes, my dress was made by a pastry chef.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Revive the Pageboy? Let’s run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

  10. BruinsFan311

    Wasn’t that Maroon 5 fruit singing a song about her, “Chin like a dagger”? Nope, that was Reese Witherspoon, my bad.

  11. Nik

    jesus christ eat something.

  12. The Most Interesting

    Black microphone?

  13. Boobs

    Russel Brand that’s your level now.

  14. 2for2true

    WHO?

  15. Is Karen Carpenter Is my hero? Yes!

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