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So… you gotta script. Lindsay does this move all the time, you don’t see those movies being made, do you? Time for a new move asshole.
Nice dog but Paul Gross you are not.
is that for picking up the dog shit?
Arm tat, bleach jeans, fucked up hair…yeah, this guy thinks its the 70′s
Dream on wanker, dream on!
There are only two male parts in that musical, and he’s no Billy Flynn. Wait, maybe he’s trying out for Ms. Sunshine in drag!
Hey! Spoiler!
And actually, you’re forgetting Amos. You know, the one you can look right at, walk right by, and never know he’s there.
Meanwhile, your daughter likes to eat penis cakes……
One word too many.
Seen here, Billy Ray has just received the private detective’s one page synopsis of who his daughter is having sex with.
and on the opposite page who his wife is having sex with.
January 30, 2012. Mark the day, because it’s official. Tattoo sleeves are the new mullet.
Hey Billy, how do you feel about your daughter’s facility with big cocks?
I didn’t know that Toluca Lake has a dinner theater?!
In the game Taboo, on the card with the word “mullet” one of the taboo words is Billy Rae Cyrus…
Achy breaky part in a shitty broadway musical.
I’d say he has more lines on his arm
Someone should point out that it is hard to get a ride when you travel with a dog….
Ha. Finally someone made the appropriate joke.
allun yah’s that sez I can’t do no reading, lookee here. I got a script for Chili’s. So there
Ray Bans, tank top, acid washed jeans, comically under sized dog… At least the script to ‘Chicago’ should help reinforce his heterosexuality.
George Michael is looking pretty gay here
Two hours earlier:
Billy Ray: My name is John
George Michael: Mine too!
Billy Ray: Wanna Meet in the park and have unprotected sex?
George Michael: Yeah, how will I know you?
Billy Ray : I have frosted hair, tattoo’s, I’ll be wearing a cut off shirt, walking two dogs and holding the script of a musical.
George Michael: Sweet, you’ll know me too. People used to say that I looked like a Greek god, now I look like a god damned Greek.
Wow, is he lost.
Script titles are usually written in a 12 point Courier font. Who the fuck does he think he’s kidding?
Hitchhiking: You’re Doing It Wrong
The dog looks totally unimpressed with the human species.
How’d you get a picture of my grandma?