I thought it was Kelly Clarkson at first.
LOL kelly clarkson has like 40 pounds on this girl
Before or after breakfast?
Ever notice how often you hear her music in shopping malls? She’s like latin Muzak.
Her boobs aren’t symmetrical. Shakira, McFeely Smackup judges you to be imperfect!
She might not have symmetrical breasts, but it looks like the asymmetry you’re seeing is caused by the way she’s standing and the stiffness of the bodice of her dress.
I have spoken!
Women don’t wear ties, so he has to judge *something* below the neck. It’s sort of a pathological obsession with him.
Just a little more time in the gym, and she could date A Rod.
Shame on you for cutting off the shoes.
This bitch is going to dye her hair blonde as she’s being lowered into the ground. Little forest monkey wants to be white.
You know you’ve succeeded when a big white dude carries your umbrella.
Wait, why doesn’t she have a scrotum, like that Canadian singer.
You mean she has a front too?
Dayum..Lookin yummy Shak!
What the hell is wrong with you people?!? She looks great and you know it.
Ah, that “pantyhose is in fashion” memo that we sent to Columbia in 1986 has finally arrived
As per usual, who cares?!
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