I’m going to make this official. $1000 bounty for anyone videotaped punching Kid Rock in the face while wearing a t-shirt that says “McFeely Smackup” on it.
This is not a joke.
I’d do it if you offered to cover the cost of my legal defense.
You can spend the grand anyway you like.
But come on…you know damn well you’ll pull in 10x the actual fees in donations from your loving fans. Do it CC, we’ll both be famous!
Does it have to be a T-shirt? Can I paint it on my stomach, “Soy Bomb”-style?
Punch in the face is easy, getting him to put the fucking shirt on is going to a hell bitch of an afternoon.
Douchebaggery has a new king.
Congratulation Bieber…you look like more of douchebag than Kid Rock.
Why does this clown always look like he’s ready to hit the 4:00 p.m. buffett at an assisted living facility?
because he is
He’s got Zip
Ha ha, I love these casino celebrity look-alike contests! Mickey Rourke, right? No? Um … Nick Nolte?
it’s a sad day when kid rock looks better than one of the backstreet boys.
For a second I thought that was Nick who packs up boxes on the loading dock at my work.
Aren’t your 15 minutes up after Pam Anderson dumps you. Go back to the trailer park “badass”.
I’ve never seen a dude more excited to be at his own after party. Smile asshole, people still buy tickets to listen to your shitty music.
Good for Kevin Federline – knew he would drop the weight.
Damn, I was going to make a k-fed hat comment.
Hahahaha Thought that was the Kfed myself at first!
He used to play with a band, now he’s reduced to playing with himself.
Sometimes, Kid Rock has to go to the club, kick off his shoes and DANCE!
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