Why yes your Majesty, that is a picture of your father purchasing my father.
Now see here boy, when I say dance, you best dance.
“Nobody move! I’m feigning interest. Now take the damn picture!”
I say, is that a picture of you with Kim Kardashian?
“What is that your highness? I believe they’re called ‘common people’, but no I don’t know what they’re for”
“you cannot prove that is my royal booger.”
Why is he hanging out with Monica Lewinski?
who? and why?
Have you heard the one where Jesse Jackson, Prince Charles and Daphne Zuniga walk into a coat check room?
” Issac, I demand to see Captain Stubing, my stateroom was supposed to look like this”
“Right there Prince Bulawayo, it says we met in 1952. Never forget a face.”
And I’m telling you sir, that this picture is doctored! Look, it has me standing next to a coloured…..surely you see the absurdity
That is the hooker I ordered not the one behind me!!
“You’re going to clean this fucking place up. Don’t fucking look at me when I talk to you. All of this shit on this counter is going to be put the fuck away. Now, while I wait here and fucking watch you, you’re going to clean this fucking place up.”
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