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  1. Jill Ess

    This is the biggest street-legal vehicle I have ever seen. Does he drive his kids around in a party bus?

  2. Frank Burns

    “Hey kids, I paid full price to rent this van so I could haul you little bastards around town! Take that, Coupon Cabin!”

  3. MRF

    Poor Jon. So poor now he has to smuggle his kids into the movies.

  4. I guess eating them is one way to cut down on all the kid expenses.

  5. Sad Panda

    Aww man, Jon got Federlined.

  6. Damn, Chaz had a bunch of kids or did she just steal them?

  7. wait a minute…1, 2, 3, 4, 5…he ate 3 of the kids!!!

  8. cc

    At least we know the kids aren’t eating him out of house and home.

  9. So if his ex-wife is who the fuck, what does that make him?

  10. pretty vacant

    jon and ate

  11. LadyLynna

    I’m assuming Jon ate the 3 that are missing?

  12. Soviet Snow

    The other 3 are outside Home Depot waiting for a job

  13. Why yes, my name is Jumbo Massengill.

  14. The Pope

    They must keep their local Gap in business.

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Thank You for Visiting West Reading
    Please Take Your Litter Home

  16. sooooooosuperficial

    I know where they got the coupon for the group buy on the Dockers.

  17. Say what you will, when was the last time you saw a picture of her with the kids? Hmm?

  18. he used to ride a short bus to school, now he gets to drive one

  19. The Brown Streak

    He’s got it all wrong. That’s not how child trafficking works.

  20. GuyLeDouche

    OK…who pulled daddy’s finger?

  21. The kids never noticed the ice cream truck driver lying beaten beneath the backseat.

  22. He's fucked for life

    Hey kids it’s me daddy, the one that got you fired from the 10 million dollar a year job.

  23. Donald Trump

    Christ this pig is still fat.

  24. 2for2true

    License plate + doucheface = PRICK

    It’s funny cuz it’s true!

  25. Jackie

    Why aren’t these kids getting any older?

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