1. JC

    “Imma eat you up, Mr. Tater!”

  2. Contusion

    Kelly Clarkson takes a photo of everything she eats.

  3. MRF

    She’s about to such him up her nose.

  4. Drew


  5. dontkillthemessenger

    At least he’ll know when he caught herpes.

  6. I gotta be honest, I truthfully don’t know which one of them is Channing Tatum. I don’t know who that is, and the name is…well, kinda fem.

  7. cc

    You ain’t pretty but I’ll grab your tit.

  8. You gotta admire his cheerful enjoyment of random feel-copping.

  9. True Story

    The only job Mexicans have in America is waiting behind police barriers as celebrities walk by.

  10. Soviet Snow

    and if a guy did that to a female star…

  11. Bigalkie

    Kelly Clarkson to friends afterwards, ” I think that I could smell Steven Soderbergh’s dick”.

  12. Thought bubble: Fat chicks have the best tits.

  13. The Pope

    He’s about to go all Jason Bourne on her and stab her in the neck with that pen.

  14. cutthecrap

    Deena from Jersey Shore just looks pathetic now!

  15. The Most Interesting

    “Psst! Are all my chins in the pic?”

  16. squishy

    She’s sneaking a kiss and he’s sneaking a boob…who wins…not sure…lol

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