Time is a bitch.
She’s only 40. The lone possible excuse is that A-Rod’s dick infected her.
Just move your hand a little more and cover up your face and this would be a great photo.
Watching “The Mask” is very bittersweet these days.
As she placed her eye back into its socket, she thought, ‘Maybe meth isn’t so much fun after all.”
Aaaaand suddenly she’s a junior high school P.E. teacher wearing too much lipstick.
She is such a greasy frog.
wth, I’d still pee in her butt. throw the old broad a bone.
That’s her officer! That’s the bitch who poisoned Snow White!
Hey sweetie, got a cigarette?
“I really hate this Bukkake stuff…”
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Cameron Diaz in New York City. (January 27, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN