Is she even wearing underwear? I don’t think that’s a grope; I think that’s coverage.

That’s either his wife’s name or Jennifer Lawrence’s phone number written on his hand.

He married the right Jennifer.

I zoomed in on his hand and it says:
1) Grocery store for more diapers
2) Don’t bang Blake Lively

“Ladies, I won an Emmy, so I dont have to photos anymore.”

Argo fuck yourselves, ladies!

She actually superglued his hand there as soon as he got backstage.

I thought she was the one trained in Kung Fu. Ben’s got a kung fu grip on that ass.

Affleck’s seed is so powerful she just got impregnated again!

“No, really, I’m just checking her batteries…”

In Asia its good luck to rub Buddha’s stomach. In Hollywood for good luck you rub Jennifer Garner’s ass.

Say yes to crack.

“Alright, I’ve got one chance to take the perfect shot of Jennifer Garner’s ass. If I can get this, the cash will put me on easy street forev… Affleck! Your hand! Oh, for fuck sakes!”