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“Your cloths, give dem to me”
“Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?”
“That’s right, Matrix! You did!”
” I lied. “
Are those O.J. gloves?
eef deh gluf does not feet dey ‘ave to ackw… ekw… dey ‘ave to let me goh.
Tom Brady can’t wait for his examination!
“Bend over and put your palm on the wall.”
Bend ova and puht yur parlm on da vall.
With his hand flesh successfully removed, the Terminator won the bet and the 25% discount on sunglasses.
“I need gloves for me and the boy. No, he’s not the bastahd.”
2 Guys: Haha Did you hear the one about about arnold and the ma…crap he’s right over there…
Arnold: Go on finish tha joke…
Deez ah da vans I vant, und if I can’t have dem I vill OJ Zimpzon you, you puny mahn.
If da glove fitz de hand…
“My fadah und I ah gonna do to ya store vaht ve do to de english lahnguage!”
He has the gloves, now if we see him buying a pair of Bruno Magli shoes, we know Maria is fucked.
Seconds before he choked Justin Bieber to death.
The Biebs is so excited with anticipation he doesn’t even realize that glove ain’t latex.