Willow Smith and Jaden Smith at The Roc Nation pre-Grammy Brunch in Los Angeles. (January 25, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Ain’t no wifey?” Of course not – you’re 12, and last I checked, Scientology has yet to break into the pedophilia market.
Give them time. They’ll get there.
It’s on the agenda for 2014.
They prefer gay midget sex al la Tom Cruise.
She won’t be whipping that fro.
I have a hard time telling which is Willow and which is Jaden and determining which is the boy and which is the girl.
The Mexican 5th grader mustaches just add to the complication.
It’s easy to remember which is which, because Jaden’s two years older, so that’s why he’s the one who’s six inches shorter…wait a minute.
You have the caption reversed. I think. No? I have no idea.
These kids look like they’re already permanently broken.
After seeing these two assholes, how can anybody be against spanking children?
Hell, I’m suddenly finding myself pro neck punching children.
There are a few ways to break necks that look like accidents. No, I can’t tell you how I know that.
Willow, you have nothing to be worried about.
How is it possible to get not one but two fucked up kids like this? Since his older son is normal and well adjusted, I assume we have to blame Jada, or her genetics.
Remember, just 50¢ a day will feed starving and diseased children like these, and they will be forever grateful. Assuming their diseases don’t kill them first.
You can tell they are fading by the quality of the event. I am not an “A Lister,” but I imagine the order of preference (in descending order) is:
1. The Grammy Ceremony
2. Pre-Grammy Party Thrown by Famous Celebrity
3. Pre-Grammy Party Thrown by Big Company
4. Pre-Grammy Lunch Thrown by Big Company
5. Pre-Grammy Brunch Thrown by . . .anyone
I’ll bet you Will loaned her that shirt.
Seriously, yo. Dafuq is wrong with the Smith kids? Jeez……
They must have caught Jaden off guard. He’s only got the 2nd stupidest look on a face I’ve ever seen.
Remember that movie where Jaden was stranded with his dad on a planet. And it was earth, and it was devastated. It was so bad no one could live there anymore. So anyway, it was just Jaden and Will, no one else – literally the only ones on the entire planet – and the earth was destroyed.
I don’t know – it just sounds like a pretty good tradeoff right now.
We squirted forth from a famous man’s balls. Recognize.
Sometimes there’s just not enough rocks.
Will Smith’s daughters are just adorable.
Jaden is either had a moment of clarity, or he is losing that last bit of intelligence before mentally sliding into something sub human.
Which ones which? I think the first ones the dude, and the 2nd is the sister
aint no wifey.
haha. no shirt can be more correct.
All these hollywood celebs and fucked up looking kids.
will smith, bruce willis.
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