1. “I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Atlantic is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.”

  2. Bingo tonight after supper in the community room, John.

  3. cc

    …wearing clothing from the the David Carradine fashion line.

  4. “Arrrrrr!!! Blackbeard bore!!!!!”

  5. A scene from the movie “Boring John Malkovich.”

  6. Only Malkovich could wear pajamas, slippers, and carry a wicked manpurse to an NBA game and still look bored.

  7. Being John Malkovich’s purse.

  8. Jade

    The bald head and mustache say “manly man,” but the clothes and purse say “old lady.”

  9. So…..when did John Malkovich become a geriatric Hare-Krishna?

  10. Aunt Cracker

    I have those exact same shoes. He must have tiny feet to fit in women’s sizes. I thought they were cuter than that too.Geez.

  11. coljack

    “It’s…not…a…purse. It’s…a…satchel. Indiana…Jones…wears…one.”

  12. “I’m still waiting for someone to get a base hit…”

  13. Zero. Fucks. Given.

  14. Actually, I think he looks just fine. Very cool and comfortable. He probably has enough money to not give two shits what anyone thinks of him.

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