1. I feel sorry for Smurfette.

  2. JC

    It’s weird how you can actually see Paz’s alcohol-induced hallucination in the picture.

  3. Jiminy Cryptic

    Still sweaty.

  4. What exactly is the Chateau Marmont?

  5. The anime sex doll looks like it’s a rape fantasy edition. And of course it looks underage.

  6. cc

    My penis is scared to death.

  7. Not pictured: Doctor Krieger.

  8. There’s a whole lotta stink-eye being tossed Paz’s way in this photo

    • cmonreally

      Who would look at her bloated, hot mess self adoringly?

      • hey, I’ll admit it. Something about her totally works for me. Not in the innocent girl next door way, but the dirty skank who leaves her door unlocked in case you want to stop by at 3:00am and knock out an easy one.

  9. I am more intrigued by the thing with the green hair, I can’t stop staring at it, it does not look real.

  10. What a fucked up bunch of people. What th hell goes on at Chateau Marmont?

  11. Krieger’s girlfriend had to walk the streets for a living after ISIS shut down.

  12. AnnaD.

    I wouldn’t go near Chateau Marmont, not even for a million. Okay, maybe I would. In a HAZMAT suit.

  13. Son of Flubber

    “Lorde is stalked by avatar. News at 11.”

  14. Jenn

    When Cory Feldman’s Judy Jetson themed hooker looks better than you, Paz, it’s time to call it a night.

  15. The Chateau Marmont: If you’re holdin’, you’re golden.

  16. Depends Girl

    At any party its only a matter of time before Paz Huerta steals someone’s purse and pisses herself.

  17. Paz needs to take her cross dressing twelve year old boy home. Tomorrow is a school day.

  18. Cleans up nicely, doesn’t she…

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