Not bad… not bad…
Ill take it
Take that, Ireland’s anus!
i’m suddenly overcome with the urge to eat an asshole…
For some reason I just remembered the scene in Star Wars where we saw the two suns in the sky of Tattooine.
Brown eye of the tiger
Her shit is pulled tight
Rising up to the challenge of her colon
And the last known survivor
Prays his doctor is right
And she’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger
You see that ass? That ass is perfect and I need to go to there.
I have to say, if I ever toss a salad, I hope it involves this dude’s @ss.
For some reason, my fucked up brain processes that as a tiger exploding out of her ass.
This is apparently the first time the U.S. Amateur Farting Contest is being held in Miami.
Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes out with Clorox.
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