superficial

  1. Not bad… not bad…

  2. cc

    Take that, Ireland’s anus!

  3. i’m suddenly overcome with the urge to eat an asshole…

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    For some reason I just remembered the scene in Star Wars where we saw the two suns in the sky of Tattooine.

  5. Brown eye of the tiger
    Her shit is pulled tight
    Rising up to the challenge of her colon
    And the last known survivor
    Prays his doctor is right
    And she’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger

  6. You see that ass? That ass is perfect and I need to go to there.

  7. Pickle Nose

    I have to say, if I ever toss a salad, I hope it involves this dude’s @ss.

  8. Dox

    For some reason, my fucked up brain processes that as a tiger exploding out of her ass.

  9. This is apparently the first time the U.S. Amateur Farting Contest is being held in Miami.

  10. Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes out with Clorox.

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