superficial

  1. I hope someone comes up with a gay Fabio and Diddy joke.

  2. kravmaguffin

    Is that Siegfried or Roy?

  3. “Blonde, James Blonde.”

  4. evilstamos

    Tan Mom cleans up pretty well.

  5. Next time, get the full body spray tan.

  6. cmonreally

    I read his last name initially as DeCrisco. Made more sense that way.

  7. What the actual fuck?

  8. Pickle Nose

    Serious question, would you rather be this guy and hang out with celebrities, or live your normal life and go home to your wife who’s 30 lbs overweight and your son that has behavorial issues? I’ll continue to take the latter option.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m just going to call him Nick Hogan. Or Brooke.

  10. Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla, hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop!

  11. David Lee Roth looks good.

  12. Dox

    “Deedee, where are ze tigers, Ve haf a show to do.”

  13. Schadenfreude

    The offspring from the unholy union of Fabio and George Hamilton.

  14. Vlad

    Fabio’s half-albino brother

  15. Jenn

    Rub DeCrisco on and lay out by de pool to get de deep baked in brown color. Like cookies.

  16. Jeezus Chripes, Pam Anderson is looking pretty rough. And what’s with those butch threads?

  17. Diddy needs to pick up his euro trash.

  18. coljack

    Tragedy would strike when George Hamilton was late and decided to zap himself to Diddy’s party, not noticing the Fabio clinging to the inside of the telepod.

  19. Lindsay Lohan: The Complete Transformation

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