I hope someone comes up with a gay Fabio and Diddy joke.
I was thinking more on the lines of Fabio/Lagerfeld, but yours is less obscure.
Is that Siegfried or Roy?
“Blonde, James Blonde.”
Or try , ” The names Scumbag, dirty Scumbag. with a tan.
Tan Mom cleans up pretty well.
Next time, get the full body spray tan.
WTF is that?
I read his last name initially as DeCrisco. Made more sense that way.
What the actual fuck?
Serious question, would you rather be this guy and hang out with celebrities, or live your normal life and go home to your wife who’s 30 lbs overweight and your son that has behavorial issues? I’ll continue to take the latter option.
I’m just going to call him Nick Hogan. Or Brooke.
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla, hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop!
David Lee Roth looks good.
“Deedee, where are ze tigers, Ve haf a show to do.”
The offspring from the unholy union of Fabio and George Hamilton.
Fabio’s half-albino brother
Rub DeCrisco on and lay out by de pool to get de deep baked in brown color. Like cookies.
Jeezus Chripes, Pam Anderson is looking pretty rough. And what’s with those butch threads?
Diddy needs to pick up his euro trash.
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