wow, it’s not Halloween yet and Kristen is already planning her new costume.
Now I’m 100% certain that Omar is gay.
Heidi and Seal, the happier years.
I’ve seen enough Kardashian posts to know where this is going…
Seriously, just how much wool does a man need to wear?
Hey look, it’s Chalky White…and some black dude.
I was going to say “Chalky White and Chalkier Whiter.”
Heidi and Seal: the Low-Rent Version
Heidi and Seal: the Redundant Version
And she posted this on her Twitter as ‘LOL Black People’
I bet she thought he was Don Cheadle.
Later that night, on twitter…
Kirsten Dunst: YAY Wesley Snipes is out of jail!
Michael K. Williams: I didn’t know Roy Orbison had a daughter, but I think I’m going to fuck her later.
Omar finally got his Honey Nut.
Michael’s got to be the only brother ever to step foot in a West Elm store.
Dave Chapelle: Found him!
Jimmy Walker’s looking good these days.
Somewhere, Kim Kadashian is waving this photo angrily in her publicist’s face
i’m still bummed we didn’t get to see her tits in interview with a vampire
Wasn’t she only eleven or twelve in that movie? That seems a little young for a nude sce…oh…
You can see them in Melancholia, but I wouldn’t recommend it unless you want to experience tedium and pretense on an unprecedented scale.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am. And another white woman if off the market.
They must have heard about the opening left by the Seal-Klum break -up.
Chalky White & Chalkier White
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