1. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    wow, it’s not Halloween yet and Kristen is already planning her new costume.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Now I’m 100% certain that Omar is gay.

  3. Heidi and Seal, the happier years.

  4. I’ve seen enough Kardashian posts to know where this is going…

  5. Seriously, just how much wool does a man need to wear?

  6. Hey look, it’s Chalky White…and some black dude.

  7. Joe

    Heidi and Seal: the Low-Rent Version

  8. And she posted this on her Twitter as ‘LOL Black People’

  9. The Pope

    I bet she thought he was Don Cheadle.

  10. Later that night, on twitter…
    Kirsten Dunst: YAY Wesley Snipes is out of jail!
    Michael K. Williams: I didn’t know Roy Orbison had a daughter, but I think I’m going to fuck her later.

  11. treble clef

    Indeed.

  12. Omar finally got his Honey Nut.

  13. Michael’s got to be the only brother ever to step foot in a West Elm store.

  14. The Brown Streak

    Dave Chapelle: Found him!

  15. Jimmy Walker’s looking good these days.

  16. Swearin

    Somewhere, Kim Kadashian is waving this photo angrily in her publicist’s face

  17. bewbs

    i’m still bummed we didn’t get to see her tits in interview with a vampire

    • Trek Girl

      Wasn’t she only eleven or twelve in that movie? That seems a little young for a nude sce…oh…

    • cc

      You can see them in Melancholia, but I wouldn’t recommend it unless you want to experience tedium and pretense on an unprecedented scale.

  18. Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am. And another white woman if off the market.

  19. Ina Garten's Panty Shield

    They must have heard about the opening left by the Seal-Klum break -up.

  20. Winnie The Who?

    Chalky White & Chalkier White

  21. Juaquin ingles

    Omar bout to take da bitch out. Wit a foty fo.

  22. “C’mon, Miss Daisy. We need to get you to the Piggly-Wiggly before they close.”

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