Mr. Burns, circa 1962.
that’s perfection. nice work.
Wipe that caterpillar off your face, man.
Woody Allen circa 1961.
sprinkle a little Beck
Next thing you know, he’ll pull an Angelina Jolie and start banging one of the Vietnamese ones…
No matter how hard you try, you just can’t train nose hairs.
It is like someone let Beck loose in Gilligan’s wardrobe.
I new he reminded me of someone, you nailed it
Yep. Same thought here.
NAMBLA called…you’re on the poster!
You are not fooling anyone with that disguise David Spade!
….Ginger and Mary Anne
Here on Gilligan’s Isle !
( …the professor and mary anne* )
He only drove the 700 miles to Park City, Utah to make sure that teenage girl was okay being home alone Mr. Hansen.
He doesn’t have time for questions; he’s only there that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.
I can’t believe he turned down the lead in the remake of The Terminator.
He looks like a certified Analrapist.
“Ten cents gets you nuts!”
Most disturbing here is that Under Armor seems to make pea coats.
or the Curly button.
Candidly, we could be here all day listing the disturbing aspects of this photo.
A young sleuth proudly displays his J Edgar Hoover button. He looks like a dedicated crime fighter.
More like Datelessline
It’s great to see that Bloodhound Gang reunion happening…the 3-2-1 Contact show that is not the Band.
We could also play a game: find any object on Michael not dripping with hipster irony or worn with a nod and a wink.
Here we see the tormented artist, trapped between boyhood and manhood. Or is it trapping a boy’s manhood? Hard to say.
he’s trying to reprise the role of gilligan in the upcoming remake of gilligan’s island
Does the State of Utah require him to have a carry permit for that nose?
I can’t stand this pasty wanker. His movies suck & he looks like his mother was a hamster & his father probably smelt of elderberries.
actually I kinda think hes cute in a nerdy boy toy kinda way….
…so trim up your pencil ‘stache and pop them peepers, you a certified creeper…
The Green Bay fan in the background mistook him for Brett Favre..how embarrassing.
I didn’t realize he could grow facial hair…
That mustache is for a role right? Oh, I forgot we live in a Jesse Eisenberg world now.
Two turntables and a microphone?
Bob Denver, but more rapey.
I was oddly attracted to him in superbad, but that is now all gone.
Free mustache rides
Vote for pedro-phile.
Michael Cera worth 22 million dollars and that’s the best he can do.
Praise the Lord, Gilligan is back from the grave!
You should at least skim the comments before posting redundant tripe
Look: I can grow a mustache now!
(We all remember younger daze and our first facial hair experiments…)
He looks like the new bachelor.
Mr. Oldman, how do you feel about your Oscar nomination?
He’ll let us be his chaperone at the halfway home.
He really makes that Pedro mustache work.
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Michael Cera at a party in Park City, Utah. (January 21, 2012)