Kate Upton and Kellan Lutz on the set of a commercial for his clothing line in Venice Beach. (January 20, 2012)
Who and who?
The girl that Kanye banged. And the guy Kanye banged.
i read that as the girl that banged kanye and the guy that banged kanye.
Someone tell her they make strapless bras. Or Ace Bandages. Whatever. Support the titties!
What’s the clothing line called? “saggy titty bigneck t-shirts for the unibrow 80’s girl”?
I guess his clothing line doesn’t include bras.
Dude, this is Kate Upton you’re talking about, goggle her.
Thou shalt not shit on Kate….that being said, she looks like shit here and those boobs are way too low for her age
They’re not too low for her age, actually. Big breasts that are real can look like that no matter what the girl or woman’s age is. I bet the shirt she’s wearing is making them look like they are lower or less perky than they really are (I know this from experience).
You bastard! That did not taste like doughnut glaze!
She’s pissed because he is already checking out his next ride.
Tits always look best when they’re in the middle of your torso.
“Damn, I just got to ask Kellan who does his breasts, they’re so perky and firm.”
Those are some really long tits.
“Cheer up! You were my first pick for my Low-Hanging Fruit line of women’s wear.”
“Hey guys, check it out. I drew nipples on her shirt and she didn’t even notice!”
Now to have her do some jumping jacks.
“How will I know when to stop rubbing the front of your pants?”
This is why I’m ok with B-cups.
Once you go black white people no longer want anything to do with you.
Would that be the clothing line for white trailer trash who look as if birds are nesting in their hair? If so – spot on.
I am 42, and big old DDD hangers don’t hang as low as that. I will be thankful for what I have.
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