superficial

  1. It’s like they put the Kardashians into a zoo and someone brought a black microphone to tease them…

  2. Deacon Jones

    The germs on the glass door just died.

  3. Man, she could clean the algae off of all the glass in SeaWorld.

  4. SSHGuru

    Look I can eat my own head!

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ♪ Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still…

  6. I’ll never look at a fishtank sucker-fish without getting a boner ever again.

  7. tlmck

    Better than a cold shower.

  8. The Pope

    She probably saw a reflection of that cop’s hat in the glass.

  9. So are we trying to make these slags a thing here in America? I would like to vote no on that.

  10. Put ‘em on the glass FAIL.

  11. stucco

    I remember when you needed glass to make that face, now it seems they can do it in silicon.

  12. Bigalkie

    Tracy Morgan’s a cross dresser?

  13. Hard to believe a classy broad like this hasn’t found a man yet.

  14. Take away the teeth, and it’s a perfect impression of her asshole.

  15. dontlooknow

    Which Kardassian is she?

  16. Coffee

    Hey, Layla, remember when your mom warned you that if you give too many BJs per day, your face will freeze like that?

  17. Mike701

    3 possible Charades answers 1. Kim Kardashian on a date 2. Amy Winehouse 3. Mr Ed

  18. Blech

    The lovechild of Octomom and Kim Kardashian, eating everything in sight.

  19. spanks

    I can put her in my fish tank to clean the glass..

  20. I’ve got something for her to suck and it sure as shit isn’t the glass on my aquarium!

    Never seen her on TV before, but from what I can see here, she’s hot!

  21. Juaquin ingles

    “Although it oozes across the surface slower than a quarter meter an hour, this species consumes more than double its weight in skin flakes and sebum in a single day!”

  22. BenDoverman

    It looks similar but smells surprisingly worse

  23. What the fuck bro

    Television fucking sucks ass.

  24. What nobody seems to notice is she’s doing this WITHOUT a glass.

  25. bethy

    Vampires don’t have to worry about “appropriate time and place.”

  26. How do you babysit a Scousewive?

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