superficial

  1. The one on the left looks like she’s about to tip over from the weight of that massive head…

  2. Deacon Jones

    lol, he’s still hanging out with those two chicks from last week…

    Is he trying to start his own harem or something? Sheen style?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d rather be Corey Haim.

  4. They haven’t kicked him out, yet?

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    What was John Lennon thinking?

  6. SSHGuru

    You can put Charlie Sheen’s face on him and no one would blink.

  7. He is the Highlander of Cory’s.

  8. …and then Charlie Sheen said “I shall call him MiniMe”

  9. it had to be said

    And Larry King said “there are my sun glasses!”

  10. Coyote

    I gots lots a cheap hooker money

  11. tlmck

    The girls are thinking “we are not getting paid nearly enough for this gig”.

  12. pretty vacant

    hes like charlie sheen on nightquil.

  13. This looks like a promo for his new lecture series “Corey Feldman’s School of Mediocre Trim”.

  14. Cock Dr

    Not shown: those gals taking his keys, his watch, his wallet, his earring, his iPhone, and if he had any gold teeth they dug them out too.

  15. Bigalkie

    Another midget

  16. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    (*in spanish*) “The marijuana goes in the left girl. The cocaine and speed go in the middle girl. And the heroin goes in the right girl. Always separate the drugs.”

  17. Are you sure this was taken yesterday, and not ripped out of a 1990s k.d. lang photo album?

  18. None of those chicks is old enough to know who the fuck this guy is. Well, maybe the one on his left. And Courtney Stodden.

  19. The Brown Streak

    Laura Prepon, Danielle Fishel, Corey Feldman, Debbie Gibson in the Celebrity Rehab Reunion Special.

  20. Mike Walker

    The Cory Feldman -> Blend together Roy Orbison and Lou Diamond Phillips, drizzle with Charlie Sheen. Serve cool.

  21. I see your Rebecca Romijn, fat kid from Stand By Me and I raise you two skanks.

  22. AnnaDraconida

    Not pictured: Courtney Stodden

  23. sc4play

    Not old enough to know who he is? I’d say they are all almost old enough to be his momma…..soma you people need glasses!!!!

  24. Sin

    Not shown. The $100 he had to pay each girl to take a picture with him.

  25. Mumbler

    A rare picture of Tila Tequila not in drag.

  26. Mike701

    Feldman had to go all the way to London to find hookers that would take him.

  27. Contusion

    He always seems to have that one little strand of douche hanging in front of the sunglasses.

  28. King Diamond

    I wish I didn’t save this dildos ass on Halloween in Toronto in the early 90′s. In front of HMV when he was going to get jumped by a group of friends I was with. I still remember his terrified look. He might not remember because a lot off people probably tried to beat his ass.

  29. Skrillexsucks

    Hey look, it’s Skrillex’s dad! :P

  30. Meh, good thing I did a screen search for “Sheen” before I started typing…

  31. noodle

    When Cory Haim died Feldman must of absorbed his power like in Highlander. Nothing else can explain his single, seemingly immortal, purple douche-bang.

  32. bethy

    Topanga?

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