For the first time commenting on this site, I am confused as to who to make fun of first…
The ugly, hairy one.
Nahhhh…that’s too easy. Make fun of his date first.”
Britain’s got bleeccchhhh…
36C is a nice cup size for him.
In every picture, there is a moley Inuit man/woman saying it with his/her camel toe/weiner toe…. and eyes.
Uh I believe that it’s against the unsaid commenter’s code to just type in a Shakespeare quote. It’s one of my favorites but it’s still plagiarism.
You, comrade, win today’s Internet…
very very nice…those Inuits are the glue
That is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Wow.
Fuckin’ huge aren’t they? And he’s not shy about showing them off.
They’re real, and they’re spectacular!
I wish they could see now the two beautiful women they’ll turn out to be
Even his new girlfriend is jealous of his tits.
Simon Cowell proudly introduces the world to his love child, Chinny, a product of a brief affair with Demi Moore.
Two phones…one for each moob
My face is up here, sweetheart.
India called, and they want their sashquash back. We have Kloe Kardashian, and they have this thing.
She’s not there for an autograph, she’s blubber hunting and she’s about to become the greatest Eskimo in her village.
I didn’t know Simon was dating William Hung.
I wonder how much milk he yields.
For fuck’s sake, wear a bra, man!
Holding his entire office in his left hand, a jubilant Simon Cowell, escorting his new bride, begins to enjoy a day of leisure.
Finally Cowell has come forward acknowledging his love child with Susan Boyle.
I am not sure if you are joking.
Cowell’s man-boobs mark the beginning of this innocent young lady’s trek into a world of insecurity.
Simon loves it when Jonathon Winters does that Eskimo character.
Is it a fucking requirement now to screw your Mexican housekeeper?
Hey Arnold, mine’s more homely than yours, wanker!
“I hear you, Hasselhoff. It’s ON. Moob-a-moob. Name a time and place and I’ll be there with my faithful squire Juanita La Mole.”
Holy Moley! I reckon I could take out that thing with an Angry Bird.
LOL sunglasses in Manchester? Get a grip you useless cunt.
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Simon Cowell in Manchester, UK. (January 21, 2012)